THE BLUNDERING BORIS BALL.
Answer any question just like Boris does, all from the comfort of your own home. Easy to use, you can find all of Boris Johnson’s wisdom in a ball.
Using a year’s worth of finely tuned data, behavioral patterns, and statements, you will find answers offering affirmative, negative and non-committal statements which will appear through the window on the Boris Ball’s bottom.
To use the Boris Ball, stare at Bojo’s face, and ask it a question, preferably guideline related (but can also be used in daily life decisions). The highly advanced prediction algorithm will reveal the answer in the Boris Ball’s window, as if Bojo was in your living room.